INBOX.

[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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Comments

[59]

[ what the fuck is with this chick, honestly ]

[59]

stop being so dramatic! just tell me what fucking team you're on

Re: text, day 3, yesssss

[parkvoyeur]

[ Blushing a little bit, and she reaches out to touch Kanbaru's butt as well. This was more awkward than she thought it would be. ]

[splasher]

i think you will
daichi is really easy going, he's one of my better friends here
and asuka is also nice.....but for this game's purposes only i'm only strictly allowed to pretend that she is the worst

[paramountcy]

[It seems her reputation precedes her. Satsuki reads the message through and waits just a little bit - in case there's another message on its heels.]

Not at all. Identifying each member of our team may prove lifesaving if we're tasked with working together. It's a start.

You live with my sister, don't you? That could give us an advantage.

[threewishes]

Ah, yes. The absolute worst!
If you wish to pretend I am similarly awful (though, also understand if pretending isn't necessary), please feel free. I understand that competition can be fierce both on and off the field.

Re: text, day 3, yesssss

[threewishes]

[ she almost laughs at this situation, honestly, as it is indeed both perhaps a little uncomfortable and also.. hilarious? but asuka's cute, so that helps... and, well! the deed's done, so kanbaru's hand shan't linger. she retracts it, slipping it casually into her pocket. ]

Ah, thank you for allowing me to fulfill the task, Kyouno-san! I can't say that I'm a serial-groper or anything of the like, thus not a practiced connoisseur of this activity, but I will rate your glutes five out of five stars.

[threewishes]

Oh.




[ well ]




I'm on the same as you. Black team.

[threewishes]

I'm very fortunate to have such like-minded people on my team, as far as winning goes. This is definitely something to take on with utmost seriousness.

I do! She's on orange team, if you weren't already aware.
As devious as it may sound out of context, I tend to use her proximity to me to our advantage, yes— tasks depending. Ah, did you have any particular requests regarding that matter?

package at the door

[splasher]

[a package for kanbaru-kun, it will read. it's not so much a box, as it is a pot of flowers, ready to be hung out in the porch. a small note shows the intention, thank you for before, and the one behind this -makoto tachibana]

[splasher]

asuka actually played me a fool... so i guess you'll have to work that on me if you want the full competitive effect hehe

[splasher]

don't tell her i said that

[threewishes]

Of course not. Your secret's safe with me.

Played you a fool, hm? I admit, it would be much more satisfactory triumphing over someone... well, a little less nice than you are. Not say either of us should go easy on the other, of course. But thank you for the tip, Makoto; I will be certain to keep that weak point in mind. ♥

[splasher]

[he thinks he should say... thanks? so he says it]

lol thanks
even though we're not on the same team, let's do our best

[threewishes]

Haha, agreed! Until the next challenge, then, Makoto.

text; backdated to 08.20

[castigatory]

I know what you did.

Re: text; backdated to 08.20

[threewishes]

[ nani ]

What?

he could tell her this was a task but...

[castigatory]

Was my message not clear?

KJASHDASHD

[threewishes]

[ holy shit why is this happening ]

[ don't panic suruga, this could mean anything ]

No, it was. Sorry. I'm just a little confused. What do you mean? I mean, what do you know?

[castigatory]

I believe the question you should be asking is this: what don't I know?

[threewishes]

[ is this guy... ]

Who are you?

I suppose I don't really understand the purpose to this conversation, if you already know everything. Is there something you want me to admit to? ... If you want another apology, then I'm more than happy to supply as many as it takes. And even then, I already know I'm undeserving of forgiveness.

[paramountcy]

There may be other victories to be had beyond the Landlord's arbitrary conditions.

There's no need for you to act yet. She'll expect an attack from me, but not from you. You're too close. While she's busy suspecting me, you'll be deployed - if you're willing.

[It's a cheap diversion - not nearly sophisticated as it could be - but it's just one plan on a roster of many, four or five plans all targeted towards winning this competition for them.]

[threewishes]

[ ooo. it's on, donkey kong ]

100%, absolutely willing. Please keep me posted.

[castigatory]

I was bluffing.

But if you'd like to admit to something, I'd be more than happy to lend an ear. Sometimes the way to enlightenment is through confession, wouldn't you agree?

[threewishes]

Hahaha. I should have realized sooner; it's silly of me to be caught up in something like this. I would blame extenuating circumstances for my gullibility, but I think that it really boils down to my own stupidity.

Thank you for the willingness. I'm not sure how much further I can be "enlightened", however, and I would hate to burden you with a sob story.