"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi'sRin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"
A-Ack... I'm wounded. What a fool I am. Here lies Kanbaru Suruga, Fool, deservedly shot through the heart by Gokudera-san using her own weaponry. The lowest of the low. Not only scum, attempting to bribe an employer like that, but masochistic as well. ... Ah, at least she lives up to her own sexual preferences.
I'm really sorry, Gokudera-san. How can you forgive me? Do you want me to grovel at your feet? Lick your boots? ... Do you wear boots?
Am I really deserving of forgiveness? Please, grant me a just punishment.
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[ yes, she even typed out the stutter ]
A-Ack... I'm wounded. What a fool I am. Here lies Kanbaru Suruga, Fool, deservedly shot through the heart by Gokudera-san using her own weaponry. The lowest of the low. Not only scum, attempting to bribe an employer like that, but masochistic as well. ... Ah, at least she lives up to her own sexual preferences.
I'm really sorry, Gokudera-san. How can you forgive me? Do you want me to grovel at your feet? Lick your boots? ... Do you wear boots?
Am I really deserving of forgiveness? Please, grant me a just punishment.
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I'm on the same as you. Black team.