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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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[threewishes]

[ this conversation is making kanbaru feel like a crazy person ]

... Have you looked at your tasks recently, Ryuko-kun?

[ though, here's to her not realizing they might have different tasks! ]

[gotnaked]

no duh. nothing on there about goin in peoples rooms

[ And even if there was, she'd probably be Too Chivalrous to do it to Mako. ]

[threewishes]

[ ... ]

Well, maybe not that specifically, but... You don't have "steal an item belonging to someone of a different team"?

[ it's clicking. ]

[gotnaked]

nope. news to me

[ wait ]

DONT STEAL FROM ME [ nah ignore her ]

[threewishes]

Ryuko-kun... Even if impersonal, I'm hurt that you think I would do such a thing. First unpleasant surprises, and now this.

Really, there are plenty of other houses in the neighborhood to steal from!

[ yeah, she's doing it ]

[gotnaked]

[ Good. Take a jacket or one of her stuffed toys or something (or the guitar case if she Seeks Death.) ]

then i wont have to kick your ass

[threewishes]

I think you've told me something like that before, yes. I'm just as relieved as I was the first time— it's good to know that your threats don't lose their bite, Ryuko-kun. Thank goodness.

I feel much safer now.