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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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Comments

mass text | 08/17

[blueberrytrain]

after reaidng the packet im on the blue team!! wats ur team color so we can all help our teasm?!?

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[threewishes]

Hello, Minami-san! It's so lovely to hear from you.
As for my team, it's black. Knowing that, is there anything I can do to help you?

[blueberrytrain]

i d ont think so at least on day one?? but ur on the same team as anotehr friend of mine os yay!!! i wish we could be on the same team tho :(
mayb we can work 2gether on the next dayr or somethign!

[threewishes]

Is that right? Who's your friend, if you don't mind me asking?
That would be beneficial for both of us, I think. We may be in competition, but it's important that we cooperate as well. :)

[blueberrytrain]

ummmmmmmmmm natsuki shinomiya and satsuki kiryuuin!!
i agree that way we can ehelp every team while helping our own!! :D

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[threewishes]

Natsuki Shinomiya and Saysuki Kiryuuin. Got it! Thank you very much.

[ ... wait. ]

[threewishes]

Satsuki Kiryuuin? THE Satsuki Kiryuuin?!?!?! You mean to say, I finally have an excuse to talk to her?! I've only ever heard the legends and tales of her splendor...!

[blueberrytrain]

yes adnp!! if u figure otut peopele on the blue team id eb rly grateful!!
btu yes! shes rly nice even fi shes a lil intimidating at first?? but!!! eys she will be a good teammate!

[gotnaked]

yo what team are you on

were living in the same house so i gotta know what im in for

[threewishes]

I'll definitely be sure to relay that information to you.
Intimidating at first, huh... Somehow, that's how I pictured she'd be. I'm glad to hear it, though.

Thank you, Minami-san! And best of luck to you.

[threewishes]

Hm, what's this? When it's put like that, it sounds like Ryuko-kun doesn't like surprises.

[gotnaked]

so what if i dont

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[splasher]

hello kanbaru-kun
are you in the pink team perhaps?

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[threewishes]

Hello, Makoto! How are you?
And no, unfortunately not. I'm on black team.

[threewishes]

No reason. It would be a shame if you couldn't enjoy even the nice surprises, though, let alone think that I would go out of my way to unpleasantly surprise you.
Ah, but I'll suppose I'll get to answering your question. I'm on black team, so it seems we are opposing sides this time.

[gotnaked]

its not personal

damn youre on the same team as my sister. no offense but im definitely gonna have to kick your whole team's ass

[threewishes]

So I've heard!! I'm really excited to get to meet her!
And no offense taken! I would be insulted if you went easy on me for some reason, I think. May the best team win, Ryuko-kun!

... Though, if you need any assistance with tasks involving rival teams, please don't hesitate to ask.

[gotnaked]

yeah yeah same to you

[ Ryuko Matoi: tough as nails, clearly. ]

i got orange

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[threewishes]

I see! In that case, Ryuko-kun.... I apologize for what I'm about to text you next.

[threewishes]

[ ... ]

I'm actually somewhat skeptical of your popularity with girls.

[gotnaked]

[ ????????????????? ]

where the hell did that come from? [ not that she cares... or anything... ]

[blueberrytrain]

thank u v mcuh!! and yes good luck 2 u too!! :D

[threewishes]

[ day three, text a rival teammate something rude: check. ]

Oh, nowhere in particularly. Sorry about that, again, and thank you for putting up with me!

[ she'll also be pilfering something (not very valuable, preferably) from ryuko's room. ]

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[splasher]

what? i've found tons of you guys already!

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[wildest]

[Please enjoy this attached photo of a beautiful man with a bunny for absolutely no reason at all.

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