"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi'sRin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"
Ryuko-kun... You're not really scared of the repercussions of a chainmail, are you? Ah, not to suggest it's impossible, but this one is a bit on the obvious side.
I see... So you wished for me to be haunted. How cruel... (。•́︿•̀。) Is it because I left my underwear on the couch that one time? ...Were you the one that found it?
Re: text; FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!; 2/2 apparently
Oh, really? My mistake! That's not something I saw in any rules, nor was aware of being typical internet etiquette.
... Though, I think it's probable that you DON'T have to send it to another ten people, if that's what you're concerned about. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you already did your duty, after all. Ten more would be overkill and likely result in an exponential amount of chainmail...!
Wow! What gumption. How do you plan on doing that? I'm not sure if throwing a house at them, or anything akin to that, would prove itself particularly effective.
Haha, all right. Not that I think you'll need it (if you really are adept at pulling off "impossible shit"), but if you do want any help with tackling this ghost, let me know.
text; FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!
[ she's just doing this to be annoying ]
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Ryuko-kun...
You're not really scared of the repercussions of a chainmail, are you? Ah, not to suggest it's impossible, but this one is a bit on the obvious side.
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[ she's probably a little scared ]
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Is it because I left my underwear on the couch that one time? ...Were you the one that found it?
Re: text; FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!; 2/2 apparently
shut up it's not like she's hypocritical or anything ]
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... Though, I think it's probable that you DON'T have to send it to another ten people, if that's what you're concerned about. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you already did your duty, after all. Ten more would be overkill and likely result in an exponential amount of chainmail...!
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[ 100% serious ]
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theyd probably be too scared to mess with me anyway
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