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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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[feeline]

[UR WEIRD

she would say but that'd be redundant.]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi-senpai's sex slave."

[that was a surprisingly accurate imitation. Rin's secret talent: mimicry?!]

[threewishes]

Oh...

[ that was... startlingly accurate? ]

Ah. How insightful. It's almost depressing to know that I sound like that. ... Please wait a moment, Rin-chan. I'm going to hang up on you. ... If you would call me back in thirty seconds, I would appreciate it.

Thank you for your time.

[ /HANGS UP ]

1/??

[feeline]

[?? well maybe she sounded a bit too serious about it. Kanbaru-senpai's just a weirdo like that, after all. maybe Rin feels a little bad??]

[feeline]

[so sure, she calls back. and... the voice message isn't any different?]

[feeline]

[ w a i t ]

[feeline]

[she said "Rin's sex slave" didn't she????

also by now the automatic voice recording to leave a message is probably on.]

[feeline]

[HIGH-PITCHED WHEEZING]

[feeline]

Idon'tgetit!!?!

done.......... bye

[feeline]

[more unidentifiable noises


and then the message finally ends when she drops her phone(???)]

1/2

[threewishes]

[ oh my god... she killed her ]

[threewishes]

[ no stop she shouldn't be smirking about that... ]

[ yells into the phone; she can probably hear her even if it's on the floor lol ]

Ah, Rin-chan! I tried to make it less weird for you to hear! Was I mistaken?! Please answer! Hyaaaaaagh!! If you don't I... I'm calling you back! Oohhhh, you don't have my ringtone as something really annoying, do you?

[ pick up or the incessant rings begin!! ]

[feeline]

[she went to the bathroom to run her head under cold water tbh

and she comes back to her phone persistently ringing. of course, she fumbles when she picks it up like it's on fire, but she manages to not drop it again after dropping it like three more times.]

—Nyaugh?!

[SHE NYA'D BY REFLEX KILL HER NOW insert more embarrassed noises in the bg.]

[threewishes]

[ oh no, laughs a bit... just a bit, don't worry ]

Hmm. Are you embarrassed, or horrified? Both? There's a fine line, so it's difficult for me to tell. At the very least, I can promise I'm not necessarily bad at it... Haha, actually, I'm probably considered pretty talented in that aspect.

[feeline]

It- it's really really really really embarrassing!! [what if someone else hears the voice message and gets the wrong idea?! but getting the wrong idea whenever Kanbaru is involved is already a prerequisite, so.]

And that's not— it's not really, I mean-- doesn't matter?! ["does it matter?!" she probably meant to say. in regards to Kanbaru's self-proclaimed... talents. it's almost as bad as the time Nonon made a comment to her about eating out girls. no wait this might be worse.] I- I'm sure you are, but—!

[no. that came out wrong!!!]

[threewishes]

Oh, my, really really really really embarrassing. That's a few more "reallys" than I would've predicted.

[ another laugh, this time somewhat more good-natured ... well, as much as it can be in this situation. ]

Thank you so much for the agreement! That's kind of you to say, even if I prompted for it. Really, it's the highest praise someone like me can ask for. But if the message bothers you, would you like for me to change it?

[feeline]

[on one hand she doesn't want to say Kanbaru's message is bothering her, because when it comes down to it it's almost (almost) as flattering(??!?) in a weird perverted way as much as it is embarrassing (really really really really embarrassing) , but on the other hand...

it's embarrassing.

words, why must they fail her at a moment like this. all she manages in the end is a strangled whimper and a nod, but Kanbaru can't see the nod because this is a voice call!!! good job!!!!]

[threewishes]

[ no, she can't see the nod, but she's familiar enough with rin-ese by this point that she understands the strangled whimper's meaning. kanbaru briefly puts her on hold and takes a minute or so to reply, adjusting the message. ]

[ and back ]

There, I changed it. It's more mysterious this way.

[feeline]

But it still gives the wrong idea!!

[it's the sex slave part!!! sex slave!!!!!!]

[threewishes]

Does it? Do you think "a certain someone" is still obvious enough to be immediately linked to you—?

[feeline]

N-No! I mean... no one really knows about [mumblemumble somethingsomething], do they?

[well, besides Nonon.]

[threewishes]

Hm, knows about...? [ okay, she's familiar with rin's mannerisms, but she didn't catch that one. ] Could you repeat that?

[feeline]

I said...! That stuff! About... you know!

[the awkward Feelings starting from the drunk kiss to the Rainy Devil incident. olol.]

[threewishes]

Oh.

[ oh. she can try to surmise what's meant, anyway. it's a lot of possibilities (most of which relates to the confession, she thinks). ]

If it's any consolation, I hadn't meant to remind you of that. That sort of commentary was inconsiderate. But that reminds me... I wanted to ask you something.

[feeline]

It's okay! Really! I'm not upset about it anymore. [this time she's being honest— after everything that happened, Rin's sort of... alright, with how things are now. and she's still friends with Kanbaru, so!]

What is it?

[threewishes]

[ ... ]

[ well ]

[ here goes nothin' ]

I would like to go on a date with you. [ to clarify. gosh, she regrets the informality of this already! it lacks her usual flair, her ridiculous dramatics... she hopes that's for the best, maybe. she put this girl through a lot already; any added pressure is something she would prefer to avoid. ] If I asked you out, would you be adverse to the idea?