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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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[gotnaked]

Tccch, figures...

[ Now she's double flustered because she's being laughed at, thx. Time to try (and fail) to be Open Minded. ]

Oi, I don't want people thinkin' any weird stuff is goin' on in the house. Shouldn't you guys keep that between the two of you? [ And not, you know, have it as an answering machine message. ]

[threewishes]

What?! [ shock and awe. ] You didn't want to watch us—?!

[gotnaked]

[ holy shit ]

No! Ain't that stuff private?!

[threewishes]

Well... It could be, I suppose, if you wanted it to be. How narrow-minded of you. Haven't you ever heard of voyeurism, Ryuko-kun? Though, that likely only counts if I was unawares. Let's start simpler: Pornography, in general?

[gotnaked]

[ She coughs. ]

I'm not a kid. Besides, half the guys back home were nothin' but a bunch of voyeurs. [ And she loves some of those idiots, sure, but they're still idiots. ] I just don't get it.

[ What a liar, she's a total exhibitionist. ]

[threewishes]

Ryuko-kun...

[ trails off; insert what's meant to be a dramatic pause here. ]

I know about your... hobbies back home. Are you sure you didn't "get it"? Completely sure? One-hundred percent, without a doubt, didn't get it? It's all right to admit if you enjoyed it, even just a little bit. Take it from me!

[gotnaked]

I'm not an exhibitionist, dammit! [ Has it gotten more convincing with time? ... Nah. ] I was only doin' it 'cause I needed to be more powerful!

[threewishes]

Really, is that how your power up in your world?! You strip?!

[gotnaked]

It's a long story. [ So... yes. "Clothes were evil aliens" would probably sum it up, but a statement like that needs more context. ] But the point is, I wasn't gettin' off on it. I'm not like that!

[threewishes]

One you don't feel like retelling, huh? Hahaha.

All right, Ryuko-kun, I'll take your word for it. And I'm being sincere when I say that, too! You've proven your heroics to me; you don't need to prove anything else. Though admittedly a disappointing answer, I appreciate your heartfelt honesty.

[gotnaked]

Sheesh, only you would find that disappointing. [ This girl... ] I'll tell ya sometime, but don't make a big deal about it.

[threewishes]

Big deal? I would do no such thing.

But thank you for considering it! I look forward to the day.