"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi'sRin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"
K-Kyaaa...! That's unexpectedly cruel. Ah, right to the heart. You don't mean Araragi-senpai by "whatever their name was", do you? But perhaps it would be all right if it was him, being murdered in the name of love...
Ah! Did I say "unexpectedly"? A slip of the tongue; perhaps I should've said expectedly.
... But Nonon-san is right, of course. I shouldn't make either of those assumptions. Thus! I should probably bother to try to get to know you better firstly, right?
Hmm... Actually, no, I can't think of a reason! I would think of rewarding you for the trouble of allowing me to do so, but I don't know what you like.
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K-Kyaaa...! That's unexpectedly cruel. Ah, right to the heart. You don't mean Araragi-senpai by "whatever their name was", do you? But perhaps it would be all right if it was him, being murdered in the name of love...
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... But Nonon-san is right, of course. I shouldn't make either of those assumptions. Thus! I should probably bother to try to get to know you better firstly, right?
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[ Nonon's ego is through the roof, but Kanbaru has also struck out. ]>
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I mean, besides not talking to people like me.