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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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[wildest]

[Please enjoy this attached photo of a beautiful man with a bunny for absolutely no reason at all.

Attached: banibani.JPG]

[threewishes]

[ WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN. ]

!!!
A bishounen!!!

[wildest]

thats the first time ive heard that
but i guess bunny is really pretty
i hope i didnt bother you

[threewishes]

[ excuse her weeb ]

He is! If it doesn't fluster him too much, I hope that you would compliment him so?
And no, not at all! Please feel free to text me pictures as you wish, of whatever subject. I'm not easy to bother in that regard.
But I don't think we've met before? I'm Kanbaru Suruga; it's a pleasure to meet you!

[wildest]

he gets embarrassed pretty easily but hes still ok with compliments
i tell him things like hes cute and handsome all the time!
its nice to meet you too!
im kaburagi kotetsu but you can just call me kotetsu
i had to send some kind of thing to a stranger
but i guess now were not strangers anymore

[threewishes]

Do you?



... Are you two dating, then?
If it's not too forward of me to ask.

[ she may have cheated just now and looked at the picture he has available of himself on the network. now she's feeling, uh, pinged. that seems like something you would tell a romantic partner, after all... ]

Kotetsu-san it is, then! [ he said just "kotetsu" was fine but old formality habits die hard ] I hope that we'll get along well, and I'm happy to have helped you with your task. :)

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[wildest]

[oh goddamnit not again]

no were not dating were just partners

[wildest]

work partners! we work together as partners!
were police officers!

[threewishes]

[ disa...ppointment, but also kind of startled now?! ]

There's a police force here? I didn't realize that.

[wildest]

well we were police officers before we got here
but we have something called the leu in this place
law enforcement unit
its not very strict
but some of us like this sort of work
and we like protecting people

[threewishes]

Oh. That's a really nice sentiment... and an especially nice reason to be in that line of work. [ and not just. wanting to punish evil doers, she guesses. ] I hope that you're successful, Kotetsu-san.
Also, I have to ask. Does this LEU keep a list of recent crimes committed in Holly Heights? One that's available to the public.

[wildest]

thanks! i like being able to make a difference
and help people even if its only a little
i dont know about us having a record like that
though i could try checking
the person that has been in the leu the longest might be kondo
but you can try asking people to see how much they know
the problem is that lots of things happen
but then people leave and even when they come back they forget things
it even happened to me once

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[threewishes]

You're welcome! Honestly, just hearing that viewpoint from you — if somewhat premature of me, perhaps — makes me feel a little safer in this place.
If you would check, that would be appreciated! Or, if you would be so kind so as to divulge this Kondo's full name, I would be happy to look into it as well.

[threewishes]

... A lot of things happen? Really?
In that case, I can understand that it might be difficult to keep track of it all. ... Especially when one adds memory loss to the equation.