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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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No reason. It would be a shame if you couldn't enjoy even the nice surprises, though, let alone think that I would go out of my way to unpleasantly surprise you.
Ah, but I'll suppose I'll get to answering your question. I'm on black team, so it seems we are opposing sides this time.

[gotnaked]

its not personal

damn youre on the same team as my sister. no offense but im definitely gonna have to kick your whole team's ass

[threewishes]

So I've heard!! I'm really excited to get to meet her!
And no offense taken! I would be insulted if you went easy on me for some reason, I think. May the best team win, Ryuko-kun!

... Though, if you need any assistance with tasks involving rival teams, please don't hesitate to ask.

[gotnaked]

yeah yeah same to you

[ Ryuko Matoi: tough as nails, clearly. ]

i got orange

1/2

[threewishes]

I see! In that case, Ryuko-kun.... I apologize for what I'm about to text you next.

[threewishes]

[ ... ]

I'm actually somewhat skeptical of your popularity with girls.

[gotnaked]

[ ????????????????? ]

where the hell did that come from? [ not that she cares... or anything... ]

[threewishes]

[ day three, text a rival teammate something rude: check. ]

Oh, nowhere in particularly. Sorry about that, again, and thank you for putting up with me!

[ she'll also be pilfering something (not very valuable, preferably) from ryuko's room. ]

[gotnaked]

[ If she was thinking logically, she'd realize this is probably for a task... but she sees everything as a challenge. ]

weirdo

[threewishes]

... I grant you permission to enter me and Mako's shared room, by the way. Though, admittedly, I don't know if you've already been sneaking in from time to time.

[gotnaked]

why would i need to go in there though
its her room not mine

[ OBLIVIOUS ]

[threewishes]

[ this conversation is making kanbaru feel like a crazy person ]

... Have you looked at your tasks recently, Ryuko-kun?

[ though, here's to her not realizing they might have different tasks! ]

[gotnaked]

no duh. nothing on there about goin in peoples rooms

[ And even if there was, she'd probably be Too Chivalrous to do it to Mako. ]

[threewishes]

[ ... ]

Well, maybe not that specifically, but... You don't have "steal an item belonging to someone of a different team"?

[ it's clicking. ]

[gotnaked]

nope. news to me

[ wait ]

DONT STEAL FROM ME [ nah ignore her ]

[threewishes]

Ryuko-kun... Even if impersonal, I'm hurt that you think I would do such a thing. First unpleasant surprises, and now this.

Really, there are plenty of other houses in the neighborhood to steal from!

[ yeah, she's doing it ]

[gotnaked]

[ Good. Take a jacket or one of her stuffed toys or something (or the guitar case if she Seeks Death.) ]

then i wont have to kick your ass

[threewishes]

I think you've told me something like that before, yes. I'm just as relieved as I was the first time— it's good to know that your threats don't lose their bite, Ryuko-kun. Thank goodness.

I feel much safer now.