INBOX.

[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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text, 8/17! (sorry for the backtag)

[59]

tell me what team you're on

Re: text, 8/17! (unforgivable)

[threewishes]

[ jokes on him— ]

Bold as usual, I see.
Unfortunately, Gokudera-san, it would seem I already know your team.

[59]

yeah? what team's that?

[threewishes]

The "unfortunately" was meant to imply that I'm not going to tell you. Unless, of course, there's compensation of some sort.

[59]

i see how it is. do you really want to try bribing your employer?

1/2

[threewishes]

[ e-erk ]

[ she's dumb; in her enthusiasm to slightly irritate him, she hadn't even thought— ]

[threewishes]

N-No!!!!!

[ yes, she even typed out the stutter ]

A-Ack... I'm wounded. What a fool I am. Here lies Kanbaru Suruga, Fool, deservedly shot through the heart by Gokudera-san using her own weaponry. The lowest of the low. Not only scum, attempting to bribe an employer like that, but masochistic as well. ... Ah, at least she lives up to her own sexual preferences.

I'm really sorry, Gokudera-san. How can you forgive me? Do you want me to grovel at your feet? Lick your boots? ... Do you wear boots?




Am I really deserving of forgiveness? Please, grant me a just punishment.

[59]

[ what the fuck is with this chick, honestly ]

[59]

stop being so dramatic! just tell me what fucking team you're on

[threewishes]

Oh.




[ well ]




I'm on the same as you. Black team.