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[threewishes]

"Hello, hello! You've reached Kanbaru Suruga, better known as Araragi's Rin's a certain someone's sex slave. My specialty move is the edge attack. It seems I'm not available right now, but if you would leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you on my own time. Thanks!"

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[symphonise]

I told you to be less shameful! Have some shame!

[threewishes]

Aa-aah, that sort of thing is reserved for my master's eyes only. It requires at least a leash and collar to see that expression on the face of Kanbaru Suruga!

[symphonise]

Gross! I hope whatever their name was buries you six feet under!

[threewishes]

[ ... !! ]

K-Kyaaa...! That's unexpectedly cruel. Ah, right to the heart. You don't mean Araragi-senpai by "whatever their name was", do you? But perhaps it would be all right if it was him, being murdered in the name of love...

[symphonise]

Unexpectedly? You don't know me well enough to judge. [ She scoffs. ] Sure, whatever, call it what you want, so long as you rest in pieces.

[threewishes]

Ah! Did I say "unexpectedly"? A slip of the tongue; perhaps I should've said expectedly.

... But Nonon-san is right, of course. I shouldn't make either of those assumptions. Thus! I should probably bother to try to get to know you better firstly, right?

[symphonise]

Of course you want to get to know me better, but is there any reason why I should let you?

[ Nonon's ego is through the roof, but Kanbaru has also struck out. ]>

[threewishes]

Hmm... Actually, no, I can't think of a reason! I would think of rewarding you for the trouble of allowing me to do so, but I don't know what you like.

I mean, besides not talking to people like me.